"Well Watson, what do you think"
"He's wearing a collar and tie, not many members do that"
"I've only seen one member made-up as someone else before"
"Yes that wise gent who was once known as YellowDuster"
"Are you sure Holmes ?"
"No not yet Watson but I'll just go and quaff some laudenum and play my violin."
"Right Watson we're off to the Clubroom to peruse the mugshots of the Committee members"
TerryMooney

(with apologies to Sir Conan Doyle)